A Date with Casca Akashova

"While this video is a showcase for Casca Akashova and her considerable physical endowments and sex appeal, it also illustrates the impatience of the average male today and the pre-adolescent need for instant gratification. There was a time when a guy waiting for his date to get ready to go out would sit and shut up, read a magazine (preferably SCORE) or look through the keyhole until she was ready. Now they nag and complain. Hey, your girl's in the bathroom, not because she likes being in there. She's in there making herself all pretty and sweet-smelling for you."

For the curious, the tattooed inscription on Casca Akashova's left hip, "fortes fortuna adiuvat," means "fortune favors the brave" in Latin.

It doesn't mean, "My eyes are up here." Read More »