Crystal's One-Time Tussle With the F-machine

Dildo machines occupy a small niche. I've never met any girls who actually own one. Most masturbating girls will use the regular hand-held dildos. The Sybian saddle (seen on the Howard Stern show) is not cheap at $1300.

Dildo machines are mechanized pistons attached to a latex cock. I think the guys who build these things start off tinkering with train sets, move up to taking apart car engines and then somehow get sidetracked to building masturbation gizmos for women. These machines can cost thousands of dollars. Only chicks who have lots of money, or their husbands, can afford them.

We borrowed one such machine from a company called KensTwistedMind.com in exchange for promotional consideration. One of the recipients of this arrangement was the utra-sexy Crystal Gunns, who agreed to try out the F-Machine in a video. At first, Crystal was not a fan of sex toys. She rarely used dildos and vibrators. She began playing with them in her SCORE shoots. "Honestly, I didn't think I was… Read More »