Ingrid busts it up and breaks it down

"Men are simple," Ingrid Swenson said. "They like boobs. They like blond hair. They like to talk about sex."

That pretty much sums it up. All that would be left for Ingrid to do is turn her statement into a mathematical equation.

Born in Europe, Ingrid lives in South Beach, which is the trendier part of Miami Beach. I think she's very hot. I like her mature look and I think she has a great body. Her accent is sexy.

It turns out that Ingrid is married. Yes, she's a SCORE wife with a liberal-thinking husband.

"I was 19 years old when I had sex for the first time," said Ingrid, who wanted to extend her horizons beyond basic monogamy. "My first man became my husband."

Ingrid lives the South Beach wife life: shopping, going to the beach, meeting girlfriends for cocktails, going to parties and all that. I can picture her walking to the beach in a bikini and high heels, one of my favorite Florida sights. I don't remember who called her a WILF first, Dave or me. That's Wife I'd Like To… Read More »