coming soon: Bad, bad blonde

As I once adamantly emphasized, "Czech housewives do not demand sex from lawn maintenance men when their mowers break down. We don't want to foster and perpetuate that terrible stereotype in this scene starring sexy blonde Krystal Swift. Plumbers and cable TV guys, okay, that's a different story."

This is, in fact, the day dream of every lawn man around the world. Unfortunately, they're approached by battle-axes, not beautiful, strapping Amazons with tits that bend bra hooks.

"I would rather do this than work at a boring job for eight hours," Krystal informed us. "It is fun and I get to express myself, cum many times and have good sex. I like to show my body and I like sex, so this was right for me. I am young and I like to have fun."

Krystal's English is actually good and she has a sexy voice, although she rarely gets to say more than a few sentences. The directors of her videos should get her to speak more. Not scripted lines, just regular conversation. She once made a bonus… Read More »