Liza Biggs at the big-boob diner

"I've never been with a guy that wasn't into tits," Liza Biggs said. "That would probably be kind of hard to find, too. It would be kind of hard to not be a tit man and want me."

Liza used to be a sous chef.

"Sous chefs are kind of like the middle guy between the cooks who just got there and the head chef who yells at you all the time. In my chef coat, I just look fat because it just hangs off my boobs, so it just looks like I have a really big belly. So I just look like a fat lady who's angry and the cooks tend to just do what I say when I yell. That works for me."

I've worked in a few places as a bartender and I've worked with hot, stacked waitresses and cooks, but I've never worked with a girl with a body quite like Liza's, sous chef or otherwise. I still don't understand why life cheated me in this way.

There aren't too many fantasies about sous chefs covered by a white coat, but there are a lot of fantasies about waitresses with big tits in tight uniforms, and Liza has a…