Brittany the brickhouse bombshell

To say Brittany Elizabeth is built like the proverbial brick shithouse is the understatement of the century. And about that phrase, "brick shithouse." I once used it in front of a model and she said, "That's not very nice." I could see where the misunderstanding came from. Women are soft. Bricks aren't. Shithouses don't sound like very nice places to be. However, as an online dictionary assures me, "When a woman is said to be built like a brick shithouse, it means she has a very shapely figure."

Brittany definitely has that. She's a former cheerleader who measures 42-28-38 with K-cup tits. Perfect for SCORE, SCORELAND and our new mag, Thick 'n' Curvy.

"I am beyond flippin' excited for this," Brittany said before her first shoot. "This is something I had dreamed about for years and I thought I would never do. Thank you so much! I hope you guys love this."

She was thanking us? We should be thanking her for sharing her perfect body with the world.

"I was born in Florida and I live in… Read More »